The Iron Sheik is very angry at Kramer: He's gonna fuck Michael Richards' ass. Hee! No more videos this week. I promise.

• I'm Kevin Sawka, and I play jungle and drum'n'bass beats [YouTube] • George W. Bush vs. Harold and Kumar? [Moviehole] • Jay-Z: Rap's Joe Lieberman [Status Ain't Hood] • Political party affiliations for some superheroes [Dave's Long Box] • Idea: A building shaped like…

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fast forward to 3:10 The ending reminds me of this. Related: Rick Schroder joins 24, teams with Jack Bauer [Variety]

The Right Brothers release their new album No Apologies today. Tracks include: "Shut Up and Teach" "Overruled! (The Liberal Judges Song)" "I'm in Love with Ann Coulter" "Stop Global Whining" "Bush Was Right" Okay, generic pop punk? Not the best vehicle for conservative rhetoric. Or…

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Tony Scott on his remake of The Warriors set in Los Angeles: I've been meeting all the [real] gang leaders, they're saying they'll sign this treaty for the duration of the shoot. I want this shot of 50,000 real gang members all on Long Beach…

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Opie and Anthony break in their new intern: Wow. Just…wow.

Who wants to break the news to John Cena that he's not actually a marine? Related: Kane DVD Signing for See No Evil See photos 2 and 5 for lulz. Boise State vs. Oklahoma Louisville vs. Wake Forest Notre Dame vs. LSU $83 million well…

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• The Top 10 Broken Arms/Legs in Sports [Chowdaheads] • "How to Avoid a Staff Mutiny" by Michael Scott [Money] • Boy With Leukemia Selling Ad Space On Head [Local 6] • Favorite Retro Pop Songs Ruined In Commercials [retroCRUSH] • The opening scene of…

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Yatta, indeed. Stupid Rose Bowl. Let students storm the field!

Previously on Adam Riff™: » I tried to picture duck sex in my head today and completely drew a blank. » Why is a man in a turban holding a gun? The answer must lie in the text. Eric: too little, too late Yawn. No…

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