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From Russia with the Love Bone

on 11 Jan 07 13 Jul 10

While visiting the MySpace pages of ego trip's The (White) Rapper Show contestants, I saw this:

So this white guy calls another white guy "nigga" at 4:20…

Fake Durst's MySpace page is a veritable lollercaust.

He likes camping! His sexiness level is 98.00%!

My favorite part? "I Hate Books."

In related news, go Jelly Donut!

The man [MySpace]
The myth [SFGate Culture Blog]

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the week of 01.22.23
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Series Premiere
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Series Premiere
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