Of Mice and Men

Howard and I:

my optical mouse
projects what looks like a vagina
if you point it at a wall

you need a girlfriend?

but…but… i have one
it's just an incredibly vagina-like projection!
someday, i'll photograph it
and i'll look… less pathetic?

ok, again, you have no idea how uncanny the resemblance is
hang on

[15 minutes pass]

this is not photographing well
hang on
lens change

[10 minutes pass]

…"computing camera response curves"
going HDR

[25 minutes pass]

ok well
i swear it looks more vagina-like in real life

Methinks senioritis hath reached critical levels.