What is a Regis Philbin?

I wish I could be a contestant on Who Wants to be a Millionaire? for a living. I'd be richer than cocoa butter right now.

I caught an episode on GSN yesterday and this guy wasted his 50-50 and his Phone-a-Friend on a question about who Frida Kahlo married.

Um… Duh! Diego Rivera! Final answer!

I didn't even need the multiple choices! Easiest $32,000 ever!

The $128,000 question, which knocked said guy out, was: What college town was The Onion founded in?

Really? I thought. For $128,000?


Madison, WI. Madison fuckin' Wisconsin…