Studio Shitty on the Chopping Block

Together at last! Yayayayayayay!

Monday night on Raw, Vince McMahon and Donald Trump agreed to a hair vs. hair match (with proxy wrestlers) at WrestleMania.

Loser shaves his head.

I'm not sure how any of this promotes The Apprentice. It's a fascinating case study on solipsism though.

Weekend ratings:

NBC's NHL coverage drew a 0.9 overnight rating with a 2 share, lower than the rating for bull riding on NBC.

But it beat arm wrestling on ESPN2!

The NBA All-Star Game will air in 3-D high definition [Variety]

Catch du jour:

Gianni Nunnari produced 300 and executive produced The Departed.

On his IMDb page's message board, some make-up artist posted a cover letter and resume.

Who is this chap?

Hint: In 1999, he did it all for the nookie.

I'm disgusted at myself for devouring a roll of Thin Mints. So unhealthy…says the guy who drinks two diet pops a day.

Why can't the Girl Scouts make crackers?

I'm about to ingest a cocktail of Airborne formula, NyQuil and Mucinex and then go to sleep.

If you don't hear from me by Wednesday, please notify the police.