My brother gave me a copy of his school paper, which I wrote for when I was in high school.

The lead story on the front page discusses my buddy Jose's nomination for a Pulitzer Prize.

"This is the lead story?" I wondered. "What does the current student body care about a class of 2000 alumnus?"

Now I know why Jose is the lead story, but

But I

An explanation would drudge up people and events that are bygones

No

That I claim are bygones

No

That fucked up my life

No

I fucked myself over

No

Regrets

Just

FUCK

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Cal

Err, fuck (it) all