My brother gave me a copy of his school paper, which I wrote for when I was in high school.
The lead story on the front page discusses my buddy Jose's nomination for a Pulitzer Prize.
"This is the lead story?" I wondered. "What does the current student body care about a class of 2000 alumnus?"
Now I know why Jose is the lead story, but
An explanation would drudge up people and events that are bygones
That I claim are bygones
That fucked up my life
I fucked myself over
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Err, fuck (it) all