Wednesday, March 28:

• Knew I was gonna clog the toilet.

• Flushed the toilet anyway.

• Plunged the clogged toilet.

• Flushed an improperly plunged toilet, causing water with poop particles to flood the bathroom.

• Clashed with Karen over the fonts for our group project.

• Called Karen a "cunt."

• Was accused of being racist for guessing Karen was Jewish because of her hyper-neurotic behavior.

• Almost had campus security called on me.

• Reconciled with Karen.

• Saw a man trimming laminated "Kucinich '08" signs at Kinko's.