Hey, we're Silverchair! What happened to us?
D.J. Conner from Roseanne writes: "Probably what happened to me."
Meanwhile, my aunt's optometrist's assistant mistook me for a high school student today.
I've heard from several people that K-12 public school computers block Adam Riff dot com.
I don't appreciate being equated with bandanas.
Why are binders so expensive? I paid $10 for a three-inch binder last week. $10 for cardboard with rings!
A Jon Yu just popped up on IMDb. His sole acting credit is "Jury Member #1" in a movie called Jewslim.
I pinpointed who Thad Matta looks like Agamemnon Busmalis of Oz.
String quartet and bluegrass tribute albums are the musical equivalent of spam. Spam, however, doesn't increase landfills.
New rule: The chicken in a chicken burrito must be grilled. Stewed chicken is unpalatable.
• TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL
• Britain's most popular dish is spaghetti bolognese
• Your Scene Sucks (Dobi's latest venture)
• Washed Up Celebrities (Preston Waters!)