Spike TV is giving the biggest shout-outs in television history to the things guys love most with the first annual GUYS CHOICE.
Honors like BEST ASS-KICKER, BALLSIEST BAND, HOTTEST GIRL ON THE PLANET, FUNNIEST M.F., LUCKIEST BASTARD, MOST VIRAL VIDEO, MOST DANGEROUS MAN and THE BRASS BALLS (legendary action hero) AWARD will make this non-traditional awards show a one-of-a-kind cacophony of manly pursuits. [source]
They just. don't. get it.
"A one-of-a-kind cacophony of manly pursuits" someone was paid to write that.
Speaking of MTV Networks:
The cast of The Real World: Las Vegas will reunite for a six-episode series that will be filmed in the exact same suite at The Palms as the series was five years ago.
The new show will be called The Real World: Las Vegas 2. [source]
This is what it's come to, eh? Dragging themselves through the negro Strip at dawn looking for a ratings fix…
Apparently, my brother is in danger of not graduating high school because of Health class.
I suppose that's better than a death threat.