This building's totally burning down

I applied for a bunch of writing and editing jobs on Monday and just noticed that every e-mail I sent says that I found the position on Craiglist.

CRAIGLIST.

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Earlier this year, I almost sent a résumé to Yahoo! with a Gmail contact address.


Modest Mouse Frontman Talks:

Heath Ledger [wants] to do a video for one of the songs that didn't make it on [We Were Dead], "King Rat." Terry Gilliam is going to help animate it.

We can probably add the video to this list right now.


If this review of Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters is any indication, prepare for some entertaining reading on Friday.

The writer spends 147 words documenting his history with drugs in defense of his negative review!


The producers of 24 sent a suitcase nuke to the offices of South Park.