Patrick Swayze

I spent the weekend consuming the first series of Skins, which I can best describe as a British version of Degrassi for HBO. Series two begins production in June. w00t.

Ever since the closed captioning on my television mysteriously stopped working, I've had to be resourceful when using my treadmill.

The treadmill was a gift.

For a while, I planned sessions on the treadmill around college basketball games that I wanted to watch.

Now that the season's over, I try to run during reruns of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? on GSN.

I'd prefer to entertain myself with Family Feud, but without closed captioning, it's like being a contestant on The $100,000 Pyramid without any confirmation.

"Registration… Step out vehicle… Things that a cop asks you after he pulls you over?"

I saw an ad on GSN for the National Vocabulary Championship.

Who wants to watch that?

I also saw a listing for college bowling on ESPN2.

College bowling?

Stan adds:
"It wasn't just college bowling. It was women's college bowling."

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