The Ungrateful Biotch Hotline

Alexa is about as reliable as Dreamz on Survivor, but I still found this interesting:

1. Are New Caledonia and Reunion countries? Yakko didn't mention them…

2. Where are New Caledonia and Reunion?

3. "New Caledonia is an island and several smaller islands located in the southwest Pacific Ocean, east of Australia and northwest of New Zealand."

4. "Reunion is an island located in the Indian Ocean, east of Madagascar and southwest of Mauritius."

5. Whoa.

6. Egyptians enjoy a site named after a Jew more than Israelis do.

7. My goal for 2007 is to establish an audience in Asia and South America. That, and get a job.

8. Ni hau ma, amigos?

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