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Our top story: Tony Almeida returns to 24?

According to an article in the current issue of TV Guide, someone previously thought dead will return before this season ends.

Adds an "inside source":

Jack hears a gun being chambered and freezes. Someone says "Hands behind your head. Turn around, very slowly." Jack turns around, and registers pure shock.

The person lowers HIS gun and smiles a little. There is a car parked next to him. The person says "Get in, Jack. There's a lot I have to tell you." Jack gets in and the car peels out.

End of season.

Dun dun dunnnnn!!!

I hate when I can't find stuff on YouTube, so I propose that YouTube conduct a scavenger hunt with a cash prize to enrich its video selection.

For example: Upload a "Koji Show" sketch from House of Buggin'.

The guy who blows up the museum on Traveler played Pyro in the X-Men movies.

Flipping through the radio in my car today, I caught the end of Gym Class Heroes' "Cupid's Chokehold" on "urban" station Wild 94.9.

Cross-over appeal is mixing ground-up Supertramp into chocolate pudding.

A few songs later, I heard Bow Wow consciously rhyme "Shakira" and "winner" (pronounced win-er) on a remix of Huey's "Pop, Lock and Drop It."

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