Previously on Adam Riff™:
"Imagine if Disney made a movie about Mormons."

Holy crap!

Also of note:

As vulgar as Trailer Park Boys is, the word "fart" has never been said on the show. [source]

I saw a black Audi today with a license plate that read "UDR FLFR."

"Udder fluffer?" I thought.

A young, blond female driver advertises that she fluffs udders.

[pause]

• Menomena's European tour posters
• Star Wars Celebration IV: Boba Fett flies in via actual jetpack
• Clark and Michael: Episode 2