A Turk, a Dirk and a jerk

Does Mike D intend to look as old as Dylan too?

The woman in front of me in line at Chipotle approached the service bar.

"I want a burrito with just rice and lettuce."


"And a little cheese."

Rice, lettuce and cheese wrapped in a tortilla — mmmmm!

The Transformers soundtrack looks suspiciously like a promotional tool for this summer's Projekt Revolution tour.

Press release quote of the week:

Fox Reality presents its new original series "The Search for the Next Elvira." [source]


Related: Shrek (the musical) is seeking rock singers and hip hop performers to play the parts of Shrek and Donkey on Broadway