Going Nowhere Slowly

As I was about to leave work on Thursday, my boss approached me.

"I need a favor."
"What's up?"
"I need you to wait in line for me for the iPhone tomorrow. Have you been to the Apple Store at Valley Fair?"

You mean, the Apple Store closest to Apple's headquarters?

"Okay, good. I need you to arrive at 8:00 a.m. I'll replace you sometime in the afternoon."

I'm glad college prepared me to wait in line for a phone.

I just returned from a trip that exhausted my time-killing resources too.