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Did my father just ask Johnson about "Holocaust girls"? WHAT?

Oh. Holy Cross girls! I forgot he attended…

I glimpsed my brother's summer to-do list. At the bottom: Find something to do.

I see a lot of strange IMDb message board threads inquiring about the race and/or ethnicity of an actor.

I suspect racists who are wary of fapping traitorously.

If you ever want to extract information from me, tie me down and blow conditioned air directly at me.

Is there an easier job in rock & roll than being Jack Johnson's drummer?

Rolling Stone made a funny!

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