Name a scene from a movie that was so funny on first viewing that you cried/couldn't breathe/peed your pants. The scene need not hold up on repeat viewings, and bloopers don't qualify.

Alex: naked borat fight

Jord: the deleted scene from back to the future when McFly has a wife beater on and is speaking with a mexican accent

Dan: the part in Hard Target where Van Damme punches a rattle snake

I'll contribute five.

• "Bunk Beds" (from Black Sheep)
• "Plastic" (fast forward to 2:02, from Trailer Park Boys: The Movie)
• "Rhino Birth" (from Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls)
• "Stonehenge" (from This Is Spinal Tap)
• "The Valentine" (from Jackass Number Two)

plus one:

As you can see, my taste in comedy is very sophisticated.

Okay, your turn.

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