Boys wanna battle so I got me a battle axe

Guitar Hero III announced "Number of the Beast" by Iron Maiden and "Through the Fire and Flames" by DragonForce as playable songs.

DragonForce. Finally.

Rock Band should counter with The Mars Volta.

I caught an episode of Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations that was sponsored by the movie No Reservations.

Men's magazines sure like photographing Food Network talent with sauces.

Rachael licking chocolate sauce
Giada lying in tomato sauce

Popular. Avatar. Fashions.

I bought my first pair of shoes in almost three years.

They are the second pair of blue shoes I've purchased as an adult.

Ordering shoes online is weird.

Things that irritate me:
— packing peanuts
— paying for chips and salsa at Chili's
— people who drive sports cars at or below speed limit

I saw a truck on 101 with a large American flag on its rear window above the words "FEAR THIS."

The truck's license plate read "SS GOKU."

Ah… A jingoist and a Dragon Ball Z fan!

If you ever want to extract information from me, lock me in a room and blast "Prayer of the Refugee" by Rise Against on repeat.

Movierules #16: Song Titles
The PlayStation Controller Transformer
Guess which "Home Improvement" star married a woman almost twice his age at 17, started a vegan cuisine company, and is now getting divorced due his wife batting for the other team?