I bought a MacBook Pro in June and have yet to switch over from my seven-year-old, 833 MHz, 128 MB RAM, 800×600 HP Pavilion.

In fact, I've only powered the MacBook on once. It's useless to me without Photoshop.
Needless to say, I'm terrible at pirating software.

USA Network is launching an all-advertising video website called Didja.com.

The goal is to "become the go-to destination for on-demand advertising content."

"We know people like watching commercials. They just don't like being force-fed at the wrong time." [source]

[pause]

According to CNN Fit Nation, San Francisco, CA is America's 7th fittest city, while San Jose, CA is America's 10th fattest city.

The two cities lie 47.2 miles apart.

I wonder if surrounding waistlines gradually increase as you travel down 101.

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