We're out of mints; pass the life savers

Let's play "Spot the warning signs that the movie stinks"!

—highlighting laurels from dubious film festivals
—quoting Star magazine and the Today show
—citing two forgettable comedies from last decade

I double-taked Gene Shalit's blurb.

I'll be sure to send a bouncy castle to his synagogue when he dies.

While researching for next week's sidebar, I discovered that "Man Pretending To Be Gay" is an IMDb plot keyword.

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