I saw this in an educational toy store at the Conestoga Mall in Waterloo:

Motivational stickers.

"What am I gonna do with 120 stickers that say 'Stand up for what you believe'?"

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I saw this in a dollar store at the same mall:

Tushar was reluctant to photograph the toy for me.

"Dood! It's a dragon in a boat!"

[pause]

"Is that a sword?"

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Every day on our way to Toronto, we passed a large, unfortunate sign:

(artist rendering)