Is Not Toronto

I saw this in an educational toy store at the Conestoga Mall in Waterloo:

Motivational stickers.

"What am I gonna do with 120 stickers that say 'Stand up for what you believe'?"

I saw this in a dollar store at the same mall:

Tushar was reluctant to photograph the toy for me.

"Dood! It's a dragon in a boat!"


"Is that a sword?"

Every day on our way to Toronto, we passed a large, unfortunate sign:

(artist rendering)