I ended up behind an SUV today with a decal on its rear view window that read "Heart my kids."

"I just want everyone to know that I heart my kids."

To quote Chris Rock, you're supposed to heart your kids!

I suppose the decal could be a pre-emptive measure, but who questions how much a random driver hearts his or her kids?

"Dood! Someone left their baby alone in a car with the windows rolled up!"
"Relax… See that decal? 'Heart my kids.' The parent will return before the baby
can die."