Face Rape

I'm amused by Ohio State fans trying to pass off Washington as a quality win.

The Pac-10 wipes its ass with Washington.

U Dub is 4-24 in conference play since the beginning of the 2004 season.


South Florida could blow out Ohio State in the BCS National Championship Game a year after Florida blew out Ohio State in the BCS National Championship Game, setting the stage for FIU to shock the world next season.


UCLA plays Cal this week. Always fun when two schools share the same fight song.


The Coors Light train would be terrifying in real life.

It is a bullet train that zooms in out of nowhere, changes the climate and destroys everything in its path while distributing bottles of beer.