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A: Mmm…no.

Evil will always triumph because good is dumb.

Wanda Sykes voices an inanimate apple in Applebee's latest ads.

Taco Bell's two most recent ads used "Whip It" by Devo and "I Melt with You" by Modern English, respectively. Someone in marketing must have brought in an 80s music compilation.

From an e-mail in my work inbox:

I will stress that I am an award winning professional photographer, so I expect you to take this inquiry seriously.

Some photographers are more equal than others.

During lunch at House of Falafel, the television in the corner played Now That's What I Call Arabia! 4: The DVD.

Apparently, Soy can't swim, and he's like 30! I'm not gonna lie — I think less of people over the age of 21 who can't swim. It's pathetic!

Adam Robot (24) can't swim either and refuses to learn how. He thinks it's unnatural for humans to swim. I think he's a sissy.

McKern posted an away message that read: "I am not ashamed to admit I like Daft Punk."

Who feels shame for liking Daft Punk?

"I am not ashamed to admit I am a bandwagon Sox fan." Fixed.

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