Air Necessities

My mother and I:

"Jon, do you know where I can buy a plug adapter?"
"Why do you need a plug adapter?"
"For my blow dryer."
"Don't hotels have blow dryers?"
"Yes, but I don't know how to use them."
"I need a blow dryer with a brush attached."

She also owns nail clippers with a magnifying glass attached.

My brother blow-dries his hair compulsively, even when it's not wet.

His hair is only about an inch long.

He's the only guy I know who blow-dries his hair.

What, exactly, is the point of leaf blowers? Blowing leaves from one place to another doesn't solve anything.