Stay out 'til morning, sharp as knives

I don't frequent malls much, so I just discovered that Hot Dog on a Stick sells "cheese on a stick."

You couldn't pay me to eat deep-fried, breaded American cheese.

In its third season, The O.C. passed off UCLA as UC Berkeley.

Last night, Chuck (from the creator of The O.C.) passed off UCLA as Stanford.

ESPN needs to stop asking players and famous alumni to introduce starting line-ups during college football games. It's excruciating to watch.

Does anyone actually care about starting line-ups?

These movies will suck
Sylvester Stallone is in talks to direct and star in a remake of "Death Wish"
Hannity rails against Halloween, which 'teaches kids to be liberals'
Jenkem is now a popular drug in American schools (Information Bulletin)
Zune Tattoo Guy plans to change his name to "Microsoft Zune"