Mr. A. Knife

At lunch on Tuesday, I watched a CNN news anchor discuss with a rabbi whether a prayer vigil organized by the governor of Georgia could end the state's drought.


I expended all 20 of my lives trying to surf a stingray in Mario Galaxy and never passed the course's half-way mark. I suck woefully at any kind of racing game. I've never finished higher than 7th in Mario Kart.

Asian driver, har har.

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