The white hot cream of an eighth grade boy

During a skit on Mind of Mencia, Mencia stated that millions of Chinese drink their own urine for health reasons. This was accompanied by a poster that said "Got pee?" [source]

At Whole Foods today, I saw a man wearing a shirt that read "Got Freedom?"

He was (surprise!) a fat, middle-aged white guy with a mustache.

"Got _____?" is the slogan equivalent of The Simpsons.

I love pancakes, but I hate cooking, so I was elated to discover pancake batter in a can. Just squirt it onto a griddle!

The iPhone is no longer a lock for Invention of the Year.