» Adding insult to injury, Bills fans live in Buffalo.
» ESPN should've kept Joe Theismann on Monday Night Football but banished him from the booth like Paul Maguire. "Hey, Mike and Tony! I'm inside the scoreboard!"
» Colt Brennan is like a white Rodman.
» Disney Channel sitcoms sure feature a lot of white guys with shaggy hair.
» "Cause of death?" [snicker] "Botched tit job."
» Kasumi is like the Japanese equivalent of Amber.
» Cat Cora is a lesbian?!
» "Persnickety people, exceptional cheese!"
» I like the idea of pie, but when I eat pie, I just want to eat the crust. My ideal pie is a pie filled with crust — a crust pie.