Q: What would happen if you dropped the Thanksgiving platter?
A: The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China and the overthrow of Greece.

Turkey with gravy and cranberry
Can't believe the Mets traded Darryl Strawberry

Hahahahahaha!

As wretched as Christmas music is, at least more than one song about
Christmas exists.

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