Q: What would happen if you dropped the Thanksgiving platter?
A: The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China and the overthrow of Greece.
Turkey with gravy and cranberry
Can't believe the Mets traded Darryl Strawberry
As wretched as Christmas music is, at least more than one song about
• Nobody Is Not Lovin' It
• How in the heck did you lose the weight?
• pizza flow chart