Deal Ordeal

Next year, Rory and I plan to throw water balloons at all the losers queued up at 3:00 A.M. to fuckin' shop — drive-by soakings.

Hope hypothermia is worth a DVD of Big Daddy for $2.49!

How on Earth did the "biggest Christmas tree in the world" end up in a theme park in Nowhere, California?



Overheard in Logan