Two girls, one cup? [yawn]

A Delaware man has filed suit against doctors, claiming a horrific surgical mix-up left him urinating feces and discharging urine from his bowels.

The lawsuit states that doctors botched the reversal of a colostomy by stapling Swain's colon to his bladder instead of the rectal stump, causing him to "pass gas and liquid stool from the penis." [source]

Lulz. He woke up in the morning with a poo boner.

What would the female equivalent be? Menstruating from nipples?

"Drink it again!" Brilliant.

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