Two girls, one cup? [yawn]
A Delaware man has filed suit against doctors, claiming a horrific surgical mix-up left him urinating feces and discharging urine from his bowels.
The lawsuit states that doctors botched the reversal of a colostomy by stapling Swain's colon to his bladder instead of the rectal stump, causing him to "pass gas and liquid stool from the penis." [source]
Lulz. He woke up in the morning with a poo boner.
What would the female equivalent be? Menstruating from nipples?
"Drink it again!" Brilliant.
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