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Adam Riff™ Adam Riff™

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Creatively Bankrupt

on 20 Feb 08 05 Jun 08

"now where am I going to buy my iPhone cozies?"

"where will i get my magic fingers chair and over priced headphones and electric golf ball washer with built in radar missile defense system?"

"How the hell am I supposed to breath ionically charged air, clip my nose hairs at turbo speed or catch fake video fish now?!?!"

"where am i going to go to buy things with a digital clock in it?"

"Where am I going to purchase my talking Astrolabe?"

"WHO WILL CARRY AN ALL-IN-ONE-ALARM CLOCK/WEATHER MACHINE/FLASHLIGHT/MP3 PLAYER/MASSAGER/SPIDERMAN REPLICA/REMOTE CONTROLLED BATTLE TANK?"

"Where will I find a HD-DVD player now?!!!?!?"

"Now where will I get my Trump steaks?"

"Where am I going to buy my Trump Steaks now?"

"Where can I turn now to buy ridiculously overpriced beef, model cars, and furniture in one stop?"

"Now where will I find a store that offers toy helicopters, nose hair trimmers, massage chairs and air filters, all in the same place?"

"Where will we go to find overpriced, low quality (but seemingly high tech) products that we don't really need?"

"Where will I find a laser-guided can opener now????"

"Now where will I get my battery powered socks?"

"Wherever will I buy animatronic robots that look like Elvis, extremely expensive massage chairs, or my very own R2-D2?"

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