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Date Archives February 2008
This Desert Life
a cab promoting the monorail A sign in the airport shuttle to our hotel read: "50% of the driver's pay is tips." Oof. We tipped the driver $2. My boss and I shared a room, and I discovered that he takes lengthy showers, even lengthier…
Now I go out alone if I go out at all
Happy Chinese New Year! My boss insisted that I take Thursday and Friday off to celebrate. Okay… According to my mother, I'm not supposed to wear blue shirts, brown pants or eat any type of melon today. • An All-in-One Chicken Nugget and Soda Cup…
Photo Essay: PMA 08
I am not a photographer.
When the last king of Hollywood shatters his glass on the floor
It appears that "Snow (Hey Oh)" by the Red Hot Chili Peppers will be the official theme song of WrestleMania this year. [source] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Any song but THAT song! Hell, I'll even accept Rise Against! [sigh] I might survive if WWE doesn't overuse it, like…
Leaving Las Vegas
If you can't afford tickets to Cirque du Soleil… I also saw an ad for a topless revue with evil vampires at Stratosphere. What do you think is the most anyone has ever won playing slots in an airport? I found a copy of the…
If you've never stared off into the distance, then your life is a shame
I know this is belated, but… Hot pot of coffee! I can't recall a more twisted television death scene. Nip/Tuck for the win. Monday night on Raw, a "professional ass buffer" buffed Vince McMahon's bare ass (like a floor) with "ass cream." Then Vince's illegitimate…
Eli is the truth
I told you. If only I was as prescient while playing roulette Saturday night… • Lil' Kim's face is a completely different race than the rest of her body • Why It Sucks To Be Jaimee Foxworth • Donkeylips!