The sick and the fits • Adam Riff™

Cat Lady no longer seems so crazy.

I wish I could stick a dental saliva ejector up my nostrils right now and suck out all the mucus.

I'm-a need a skin graft for my nose when this cold is over.

Time for another installment of "You can't do that on (American) television!"

Jungle-'gin: "a jungle gym built to mimic the structures of the female plumbing and reproductive systems"

YOU CAN'T DO THAT ON (AMERICAN) TELEVISION!

80s Idol this week. Why bother after Blake Lewis' beatbox Bon Jovi?

/discussion

I hear Danny Noriega will sing "Tainted Love."