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Beware the homicides of March…
Last March, UNC's mascot died after being hit by a car.
On Thursday, the school's student body president was found shot to death on a city street.
I would not want to be the school's head cheerleader next March.
To all the haters crying "foul foul call":
Deserve's got nothin' to do with it.
Now watch our beloved Bruins lose to Cal on Senior Day.