On Brett Myers:
He's a bad man. He's a bad redneck.
On Joakim Noah:
In the basketball leagues there are some guys who I won't pick because I just don't like them. Like Joakim Noah. I don't like his look, and the fact that he played for Florida.
On Greg Oden:
I would have taken Durant right away. I don't trust this Oden guy. He's not Dwight Howard. He's slow and old.
On Matt Barnes:
He's a loser.
On Baron Davis:
He's so lazy.
On Monta Ellis:
He's like a Dwyane Wade that doesn't get hurt and do fake flops. He's so cool.
On Jamal Crawford:
He's so cute. A little waterbug.
On Quentin Richardson:
His divorce, or whatever is going on with his superstar wife is pissing him off or he's just old.