Writer's Block

This shouldn't work:

On paper, it sounds wrong. Cheese and peanut butter? I would never eat peanut butter cookies with cheese… (while sober)

It's the Carville-Matalin of snack food!

Another surprisingly decent flavour combination: corn dogs and butterscotch sauce. I once ate a dozen "scotch dogs" in one sitting.

I could watch Padma dance with knives and spray champagne forever.

Three-fourths of the way through calculating my boss' expenses on a two-plus-month-long tour of Asia last fall, I remembered that "12-10-07" can also denote "October 12, 2007" and wanted to shoot myself.

None that would hire me!

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