They so gassed, if a bitch sucked they dick, they'd probably cum helium

Because when I think of Hanukkah, I think of flying fish roe and salmon skin.

Shrimp tempura needs more shrimp and less vegetables. Who wants to eat battered, deep-fried broccoli or squash? Even the potato slice is unappetizing.

Aji tataki is the apotheosis of sashimi.


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