Audio Blood

Dale over LISA?

I cannot wait for the reunion.

8:55: Z.Z. Top have been older than fucking dirt since I was born. The reason Ponce De Leon couldn't find the Fountain of Youth because it's HIDDEN IN THEIR BEARD HAIR.

8:59: OUT OF CROSBY, STILLS, NASH and YOUNG, they get NASH??

9:22: They ask the obviously younger woman with Archuleta's ancient grandfather if she's his grandmother. And she's all…NO….and it's awkward, because yeah, maybe she's an aunt or something, but also, maybe, fingers crossed, she's a hooker.

JUNK's Idol finale live-blog for the win.

Actual musical artists:

Ying Yang Twins
Bing Ji Ling
The Ting Tings
Joe Lean and the Jing Jang Jong
Wang Chung

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