Date Archives July 2008
TDK, my BFF Jord?
All right, let's do this. Hornblower's traveling all the way from SEAL BEACH!
Estranged from the captain's light
"Obese Love and Understanding" cake…lie…too easy Your goal is to rescue your beloved princess from the enemy dungeon. There's a catch though: your adversary has been stuffing her with food to fatten her up and it's going to take most of your army working together…
Fire in the hole
Justin effin' Morneau. The NL's record in the All-Star Game makes UCLA's record against USC in football this decade seem respectable. They would've won with Lincecum. I call "shenanigans." Flu-like symptons = Jeff Gillooly. No matter. The Cubs will just clinch at Angel Stadium. None…
OMGWTFDVD
The last face 13 women ever saw…was Bud Bundy! Parker Lewis is his attorney. Mikhail (Lost) is the detective pursuing him. In the trailer, you can hear a bit of Faustino's stab at a Boston accent. Also:
The Watchmen Trailer
is a trailer – not a teaser it's over two minutes long and contains footage from throughout the film it reveals Dr. Manhattan there's one line of dialogue, and it's Rorschach Snyder-style speed ramping late-era Smashing Pumpkins playing over the trailer [more]
Five musical artists who may be "influential," but aren't "any good"
1. Bob Marley Bob Marley is more of a philosophy than a talent. Any uni student with a guitar could've composed his hit songs. 2. Jane's Addiction Movie idea: Stranger Than Addiction. One day, a guy begins hearing Jane's Addiction's oeuvre in his head with…
Seth MacFarlane
"Is this where Karl Rove sat? Because I don't wanna get AIDS." at the Television Critics Association Summer Press Tour
Bucket List (First Draft)
» cry myself to sleep » cut a heel promo on wwe raw » dj a baile funk in brasil » fire a rocket launcher while skydiving » get high in and tour all five remaining communist countries (china, cuba, laos, north korea, vietnam) »…
If I was Wolverine, you'd hear my knuckles go 'snikt'
Allllllrighty then! I perused the Comic-Con programming schedule further. Friday, July 25 5:15-6:15 Entertainment Weekly's The Visionaries: Filmmakers Kevin Smith, Frank Miller, Zack Snyder and Judd Apatow 5:30-6:30 24 Fans will get the first look at the prequel and the 7th season and chat with…