One week!

I've read a lot of articles and comments villainizing the Chinese government, and while many of its actions are indefensible, in China, the Berkeley tree sit-in would've lasted a day at most.

Enough. You're not ewoks. I'd be more sympathetic if Cal planned to raze a rainforest, but it's 44 trees!


Fine. Save the lives of some trees while squandering your own!

Idea: The Happening 2: Bay Hysteria.

Third East Bay Trader Joe's robbed in a month
Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. Some men just want Garlic Naan and Two Buck Chuck.


speaking of not scoring…

stuff white people like: touring ballparks. looking 12.

sitting in the sun.

I heard that there is a sex tape of Bill Belichick banging the married woman he had an affair with. [source]

Moreover, he's wearing a condom with the tip cut off.

Verne Troyer's tape? Suddenly not that amazing.

Stage name idea: James Hat.

Fourth inning: "WELCOME, MANNY!!!!!"

The Dodgers are the Gossip Girl of baseball.

Celeb 4 A Day is a service that provides the everyday person with their very own Personal Paparazzi experience. [source]

I'd sign up if I could harass my paparazzo.

Beverly Hills Chihuahua is the new Snakes on a Plane.

Kimbo Slice to Co-Star with Hulk Hogan in 3D Martial Arts Comedy "Kung Fu U"
Get Behind the Scenes of the Wachowski's NINJA ASSASSIN In Berlin!


  1. lozo 01 Aug 08 at 09:41

    Ouch, man.

  2. Andrew 01 Aug 08 at 10:41

    Thank God for the Wake n' Bacon, the Foreman grill was hazardous and inconvenient.