I'm skinny when I'm standing but I'm Buddha when I sit

Bizarro Hulk

I feel like guys with jaws shaped like Phelps' all speak with a lisp.

Two deaths pre-release beats your one, Dark Knight.

Jackson better watch out for crazy Chinamen wielding knives.

The top local [ratings] market for the Opening Ceremony was San Diego, with a 26.5/49. San Antonio finished last among major markets, with a 15.7/26. [source]

Republicans love them some Zhang Yimou. Fat Mexicans? Less so.

A 310kg man left his home for the first time in five months with the aid of a forklift and a platform truck.

His last successful trip outside his home was in March 2007, when six people pushed [his] wheel-equipped iron bed out to the street as a mariachi band played. [source]

"This isn't humiliating enough. We need a mariachi band."

A cage fighter accused of inciting a brawl at an Auburn University fraternity house by yelling "Roll Tide" admitted to bribing a retarded man to claim responsibility for injuries suffered by brothers in the melee. [source]

Alabama, ladies and gents.

Somebody's Going to Hell For This
Terrell Owens and Three 6 Mafia interview each other
Bugs made from found objects
Satirical World War One Maps
Obama's new campaign slogan: Handjob


  1. Cangrejero 11 Aug 08 at 22:59

    Poor kid doesn't realize that engineering school will keep him sex-free for a long, long time.

    My department graduation had around 90 dudes and 6 girls.


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