I've been sitting in front my computer for three hours trying to craft a post and… It is important to note that while "hizzouse" retains its noun form, it is never acceptable to refer to one half of a bicameral legislature as "The Hizzouse of…
Date Archives September 2008
Anyone born after the McDLT has no business stomping around acting punk rock
Redskins-Cowboys was blacked out in my market for this. I can't decide which is more excruciating to watch: Wisconsin football or Wisconsin basketball? Tsuky! The Wrestler director: Darren Aronofsky (Requiem for a Dream) release date: December 19 What's left to say? Um… Screenwriter Robert D….
I'm no longer turned on by mules
One of these Killers is not like the others… Brandon Flowers ditched his mustached Western look after Rivers Cuomo co-opted it. Matching Amish beards hardcore! The effort is what counts, far left. Second from left needs to work on his frowning. Ground Control to…
Fail on
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I'm a professional cynic but my heart's not in it
If you had to give up cheese or oral sex for life, which would you choose? I can honestly say I'm shocked at these results. I can't believe that over two thirds of this site's readership would be willing to give up a lifetime of…
Aiken Breakin' Hearts
Claymates react: please tell me I'm not the only one who is shocked beyond belief! I feel numb I'm so upset. This can't be real!! How can you guys say this won't change anything? This changes EVERYTHING. There's no going back. See, to them, you're…
Oh, Goddamnit
I don't understand why cannibalism is so taboo. Humans are no more sacred than pigs. While I would never seek out human meat to eat, I wouldn't hesitate to eat it either. Preparing a body for consumption would require some acclimating though. if I just…
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On the first official night of the 2008-09 season, ABC rode the premiere of "Dancing with the Stars" to a ratings win. The return of "Heroes" wasn't as impressive, drawing an audience no bigger than when it left the airwaves last December. [source]