I need to settle on a Halloween character soon.
I played with liquid latex to create a Two-Face look, but Rick Baker I'm not, and I don't want to half-ass Two-Face.
Chang with a Krang on my belly would be even more complicated.
Anton Chigurh is a possibility, but I'd need to craft a captive bolt pistol.
I fear Simple Jack may be too obscure. People will think I'm just an average retard.
I'm probably distributing candy this year.
For Two-Face, I planned to distribute Nerds.
For Simple Jack: M&M's. Again, I fear the reference m-m-may be too obscure.
For Anton Chigurh: peanuts?
"Trick or treat!"
"You need to call it. I can't call it for you. It wouldn't be fair."
The trick would obviously involve the cattle gun.
I have some liquid latex left over from my Two-Face session.
I could be Tim McCarver…
• Weirdest. Night. Ever.
• No idea what Dice-K is doing here, but hey, whatever works
• Terry Francona was hired as manager of the Phillies with Michael Jordan's endorsement (What?)