ESPN unveiled its "must-have" gifts for the holidays.
• Pottery Barn Teen – X Games Home Collection
"new bedding, murals and more, featuring official X Games graphics"
X Games bedding? For a teenager?
• ESPN The Ultimate Remote
"provid[es] real-time access to scores"
…while scores scroll in real-time on ESPN.
I heard a song on the radio and thought: "What is this shit?"
Hollywood Undead is a rapcore band from [Orange County,] California. The band performs in masks to maintain an air of mystery.
Is he wearing a Del Taco bag? Is that a hammer and sickle tattoo?
By 2006 they were said to be leading MySpace's top unsigned artists list with over 8 million plays. By November 2008 the band had over 440,000 friends. [source]
Well, who wouldn't want to be their friend?
I found six such friends:
Let's see how far we can go on a sexual safari
I got a dick like Kareem Abdul J-J-Jabbari
[pause]
He just assumes that Kareem's penis is formidable.
On tour now: 14 consecutive sellouts!!!
Apparently, Del Taco guy refused to change during the photo shoot.
In the second photo, clown guy's hammer and sickle tattoo is missing. Would he? A fake hammer and sickle tat?
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HAHAHAHA
…I'm so glad I'm not 13 anymore and won't be tempted to like these assholes.
This band is such a shit gimmick. The Del Taco mask is actually the most creative of the bunch. I'm sure the one with the Kabuki mask is blissfully unaware of there being a particular guitarist of actual musical merit with that look. I guess since he's probably 18 he's just too young to know.
Yo mama
Could it be that the second picture was taken before that one guy got the tattoo? Just a thought.