1. Jason Alexander. LULZ.
"I love this subgenre of entertainment – former wacky actors who appear on hourlong dramas as psycho-killers, complete with the ad with the voice-over, 'Martin Short in a role so shocking… RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES.'"
Indulge us, Alan Thicke!
3. I was disappointed to learn that the film adaptation of Youth in Revolt, a book I associate with Northern California Oakland, Mill Valley, Ukiah, Berkeley was shot in Michigan Royal Oak, Detroit, Ann Arbor, Interlochen, et al.
I suppose Royal Oak can pass for Oakland.
5. I hope his vampire make-up is just over-Photoshopped.
He looks like Kyle XY as a corpse with pinkeye.
8. "George Foreman's Lean Mean Fryer uses centrifugal force to literally spin the added fat and oil off your food."
For people who dab pizza with a napkin.