1. Jason Alexander. LULZ.
Indulge us, Alan Thicke!
related: the failed second revolution of a group of Michigan youths
3. I was disappointed to learn that the film adaptation of Youth in Revolt, a book I associate with Northern California Oakland, Mill Valley, Ukiah, Berkeley was shot in Michigan Royal Oak, Detroit, Ann Arbor, Interlochen, et al.
I suppose Royal Oak can pass for Oakland.
4. Internet Obama amazingness is never going to end.
5. I hope his vampire make-up is just over-Photoshopped.
He looks like Kyle XY as a corpse with pinkeye.
6. Indian man dies in pie-eating contest
8. "George Foreman's Lean Mean Fryer uses centrifugal force to literally spin the added fat and oil off your food."
For people who dab pizza with a napkin.
in response to number 10:
she must have a nice personality
In response to number 9:
This is hardly news. People have been eating jizz for centuries.
In response to number 8:
Centrifugal force is not a real force, it's a pseudo-force.
In response to number 3:
Rob Schneider shot his new movie "Virgin of Bourbon Street" in downtown Detroit. My cousins were extras in a scene