"An edge-of-your-seat thriller."
"A crowning achievement."
"A promising premise that devolves into a series of poor-taste gags."
"Witness the resurrection of Mickey Rourke."
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"Leave off the N, for Negro."
is his ring supposed to say "spinnin'"?
Is that Lil John's brother?